"The Internet is the best thing since drugs and sex."
-SynthKid

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what's the Internet? Thermonuclear weaponry?"
-Kent Brewster

"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it, if you can't top it, laugh at it, if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved"
-Russel Lynes

"You gotta go through Hell before you get to Heaven..."
-The Steve Miller Band

"Hey, I don't see any Mac users lining up five blocks to make their Macs run more like PCs!"
-Bungalow Bill

"Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one."
-Thomas Jefferson

"The Government spends millions to depose dictators they spent millions to put into power. Then they'll spend millions to cover that fact up and even more millions to discredit reporters who say otherwise. Good thing they print their own money."
-From Duckman (an animated series on the USA cable network)

"There are always two parties, the party of the Past, and the party of the Future; the Establishment...and the Movement."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A dog is a dog, except when he is facing you in a narrow alley. Then, he is Mr. Dog"
-A Nicaraguan street vendor (in Make 'Em Pay, by George Hayduke)

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
-Eugene Spafford

"A man with one watch knows what time it is, a man with two watches is never sure."
-Albert Einstein

"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they suppress."
-Frederick Douglas

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by bad news but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrived anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there."
-Douglas Adams

"It dosen't matter wether you fall down, but if you get up."
-Vince Lombardi

sayings
"Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is the work of the enemy."

"Never lie. Just withhold critical information."

"You're never paranoid if you're right."